March 13th, 2013

Makeup tutorials

  • Girl in video: Now, line your upper lash line with a black gel eyeliner.
  • Me: Okay. *does so and fails, leaving an unsightly blob of eyeliner on my lid*
  • Girl in video: It's okay if you mess up a little, just take a little wet wipe or cotton ball and wipe it off.
  • Me: *grabs a wet wipe, makes the unsightly blob even more unsightly and turns my skin red*
  • Girl in video: Now apply mascara, lipstick, and any other finishing touches!
  • Me: Fuck you.
  • Girl in video: Now your look is complete!
  • Me: *makeup smeared all over my face* AM I PRETTY NOW?
November 9th, 2012
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October 17th, 2012
mothernaturenetwork:

13 essential tools for surviving a zombie outbreakTo have any chance at outwitting the undead, you’ve got to have a plan, the right gear, and basic (but very specific) skills. Good luck.

mothernaturenetwork:

13 essential tools for surviving a zombie outbreak
To have any chance at outwitting the undead, you’ve got to have a plan, the right gear, and basic (but very specific) skills. Good luck.

October 16th, 2012
mothernaturenetwork:

Is depression caused by overactive immune system?Scientists theorize that some cases of depression may be brought on by an allergic reaction to stress.

mothernaturenetwork:

Is depression caused by overactive immune system?
Scientists theorize that some cases of depression may be brought on by an allergic reaction to stress.

October 15th, 2012
scissorsandthread:

Gathered Skirt | By Hand London
Gathered skirts are my all time favourite thing to sew - they are so easy(sew easy? hah!) to make and they give some shape to my barrel of a body! Third best thing - you can make them in all different lengths and fabrics. There are very few people who don’t look good in these skirts - and they’re really easy to wear. This is a great beginner sewing project. OK, enough talking about gathered skirts, get to it and make one already!

Pretty!

scissorsandthread:

Gathered Skirt | By Hand London

Gathered skirts are my all time favourite thing to sew - they are so easy(sew easy? hah!) to make and they give some shape to my barrel of a body! Third best thing - you can make them in all different lengths and fabrics. There are very few people who don’t look good in these skirts - and they’re really easy to wear. This is a great beginner sewing project. OK, enough talking about gathered skirts, get to it and make one already!

Pretty!

September 22nd, 2012

scissorsandthread:

Pretty & Poisonous Halloween Decorations | Country Living

If you’re over the old plastic, gaudy Halloween decorations here’s a great roundup of very modern and classy ideas to create! I particularly love those bottle labels. Treat your guests to a glass of arsenic while they admire your veiled pumpkins, lace candles and spiderweb artwork!

Want the lace candles me lol